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"Robbie, can you take an order down to American at ohare?"

"I donapos;t really take deliveries anymore. Uh. Iapos;m still active in the system though. Why?"

"Nobody on this morningapos;s available list is answering their phones. None of the guys I have on the road have a TSA number. I know you have a valid TSA, and youapos;re standing right there. You know Iapos;m at least going to ask."

"Maybe. Whatapos;s it rated at on 60 commission?"

"$85.37"

"ready now?"

"20 minutes."

"oo. Getting paid 85 bucks to go home. Done."

You know, it hasnapos;t occurred to me, even once, to go home/come back on Chicago deliveries. Iapos;m in the system for three companies and I have to update my TSA security assessment annually anyway, so I can prowl the warehouse (and secured areas) unescorted.. Iapos;d make somewhere between $120-$200 for the fucking round trip commute that I was already making... Instead of the $30 Iapos;m spending for each trip.

Why the fuck didnapos;t I consider that before?
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